George Sloshington - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL but nobody told the Weasel

but nobody told the Weasel that

and white bubbles floating nearby

Bold white serif text reads "63 EARTHS CAN FIT INSIDE URANUS" above a teal illustrated planet with tilted rings

White and dark blue stylized text reads "SHOLES" arching above a vintage architectural drawing of the building

with red text reading "Naturally The Place To Go

George Sloshington - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL but nobody told the WeaselFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads